By Tom Doig

Uncrossable rivers! Hospitable nomads! Rabid canines! Marijuana fields! Hailstone flashfloods! Maidens on horseback! Underpants wrestling! poisonous mountain-top lakes! silly westerners! And the mountain-biking - loads cycling your arse will damage simply examining it. this can be what occurs whilst younger idiots set out on a gonzo trip around the wilds of Mongolia.

In July 2010, Tom Doig and his most sensible mate Tama Pugsley cycled 1487 kilometres throughout northern Mongolia from a small city known as Moron to a smaller city often known as Moron. Why? since it used to be there. Armed with spandex unitards, chinese language steel-frame mountain motorcycles, unidentifiable meat product and a woefully insufficient phrasebook, those morons blunder into the various world's so much distant and lovely wilderness—and triumph. kind of.

For 23 brutalising days—two days longer than the journey de France—Tom and Tama slog their far more than muddy mountains and throughout desolate steppes, for all time suffering to prevent Mongolia's mythical hospitality. This hilarious, completely shonky odyssey overflows with sweat, miscommunication and torrents of Chinggis Khaan vodka—named after Genghis Khan, the best warrior who ever lived.

Moron to Moron is a go back and forth booklet like none different. It has all of it: excitement, soreness, heartache, heartburn and the dried fermented milk of a horse.

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